The Ultimate Comparison

This message probably only pertains to males, but I guess it could hold relevance for some females as well. Have you ever been sitting there, either on your lonesome or with some friends, having a good ol’ time playing video games, when all of the sudden some asshole pops out of nowhere (probably inebriated) and says “Man, you dude(s) need to get a...

Old (and Awesome) TV Shows

TV shows these days are fucking terrible. Reality shows inspire nothing but genocide, and incredibly popular and gay shows such as “The OC” and 24 are more over-rated than breathing (which is only over-rated if your watching contemporary TV, by the way.) And don’t even mention cock-sucking anime (no smart-asses, not regular anime), because I can’t even...

The Joke that is Contemporary Music

This note has been prompted by a seemingly harmless argument between two of my friends, and although it was mostly sarcastic, it reminded me of my intense loathing of around 96.7% of modern music. Allow me to elaborate: Rap, if it can be deemed music at all, requires little but an elementary understanding of rhyming, and most of the time, rap artists manage to somehow even...

Popularity

Another rant by me. What a surprise. This one actually has some relevance in today’s society, though. Here is the situation that prompted this one: We like to argue a lot in my group of friends here at school. A particular person like to use popularity to gauge and support how good something is. I think that is a very strong, intelligent point. Here’s why: (I know...

My Usual Lamentations

In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines: I am drastically, exponentially, and severely better than any girl I will ever consider involving myself with, or any...

Under-rated

Wow, I never say anything is under-rated. However, I’ve acknowledged a few things that are, recently, especially these bands:ELO: No one knows who they are. You see them on mix CDs from the 70’s and once in a while on the Drive and other classic rock radio stations. Man, these guys had it going. Despite being pretty damn ugly, Jeff Lynn could write a fucking song....

Stupid Sayings

There are many proverbial, wise sayings that people use in every day speech. Some are relevant, some are intelligent, some are very applicable. However, most are downright retarded. Here are some of my most-loathed sayings: 1. “Well, that’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Pots can’t talk, asshole. 2. “Killed two birds with one stone.” I...