TV shows these days are fucking terrible. Reality shows inspire nothing but genocide, and incredibly popular and gay shows such as “The OC” and 24 are more over-rated than breathing (which is only over-rated if …
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In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are forced to live with someone else, unless you do enough stupid shit that they leave (Scott) or you requested a single. Being a relatively alert student I have noticed that there are many different types of roommates. I will attempt to go over the top 10 roommates you will most likely encounter/piss off.
Another rant by me. What a surprise. This one actually has some relevance in today’s society, though. Here is the situation that prompted this one: We like to argue a lot in my group of …
In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s …
Wow, I never say anything is under-rated. However, I’ve acknowledged a few things that are, recently, especially these bands:ELO: No one knows who they are. You see them on mix CDs from the 70’s and …
There are many proverbial, wise sayings that people use in every day speech. Some are relevant, some are intelligent, some are very applicable. However, most are downright retarded. Here are some of my most-loathed sayings:
1. …
A clear symptom of mental degradation: being up at 4:00 AM, writing facebook notes and listening to Air Supply. Sweet.
For most of this year, the three girls that live across the courtyard from my …
Everyone here at LUC knows of what I speak. That insufferable destructive force that is immortal as it is prevalent. That unutterable danger that lurks in the deepest, most remote recesses of everyone’s heart:
‘You may think you know who the dumbest person in the world is. One nominee is T-pain, who feels it necessary to tell us his name in the famed song Buy You a Drink. …
1. Shakespeare
“To be or not to be, –that is the question:–
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end …
Chair. A word that now strikes fear in the hearts of all that attend a certain Jesuit university located on the north side of Chicago. (Or at least I like to think so). Thankfully I …
Note: This is my roommate’s article but his computer wont let him create an account on the website. Don’t worry about it, I’ll give him the credit he deserves.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to play …
Being the classy, stylish, important website that facilitatr.com is, I was sent to Florida for my Easter break to interview a member to the 2007 National Champion Florida Gator Teams. I was hoping I would …
