As many of you may know a young man by the name of Scott was recently found looking at a picture of the infamous goatse. For those of you unfamiliar with this term it means “Guy opens asshole to shock everyone.” Many of us believed that this photograph had been banished to the nether-realms of the interwebs. But low and behold, we walk into his room, check his computer and BAM.
Huge Asshole. Everywhere. All the time.
This was both disturbing and disgusting to everyone who believed Scott was an innocent young man who would never look at such images. I recently interviewed a comrade of his who goes by the name of Dan. Here is part of the interview:
Coco: So Dan, when you first heard the news of this “goatse” viewing, did you believe he was capable of it?
Dan: Personally, he didn’t strike me as that kind of guy. He never seemed to show any signs of enjoying large assholes before this.
Coco: Does this change your opinion of him?
Dan: No. It is impossible for me to think less of him. Although I may be slightly more attracted to him.
Coco: How many times have you seen “goatse” on is computer?
Dan: Not nearly enough. He is at maybe viewing it once or twice every couple days. In my prime, I was near 20 to 30 views an hour.
Coco: So clearly you are not bothered by “goatse”?
Dan: Well, bothered? Yes. Disgusted? Yes. Aroused? Oh Hell Yes.
Coco: This interview is over.
There is our first hand account of Scott and “goatse.” What have we learned from this? We may never know, but one thing is for sure. Dan gets aroused by strange things. And Scott needs to stop looking at fucking “goatse.” If you know someone who has become addicted to “goatse” please get them help. Call a hotline. Or just stab them. Either way, goodtimes.
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WAT!!! that kids a drunk and an asshole lover?, thank you for the enlightenment facilitatr.
The Dan guy sounds like he has three dongs…
Hey man, paraphilia is just how I roll.
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