It has recently come to my attention that Jeff Foxworthy decided to implement his 63rd extra chromosome and add more retinal bat shit to my world. His “hilarious†redneck jokes and general being of the biggest assclown this world has known, brings to my attention that half, if not more, of our nation is swayed by the simple catchphrase “Git Er Doneâ€. I wasn’t fully aware that it was socially acceptable to announce to the world that you didn’t complete your third year of kindergarten.
Some of you may find this “comedy gold†because there is a 100% chance that you are a spawn of inbreeding. My fault for forgetting half of comedy was saying things more than 30 times an episode (typical to most black comedians; details later) and watching them become funnier every time! “Oh man Scooter, he said git er done for the 19th time! That was fuckin’ hilarious!†Please, the next time you repeat this incompetent catchphrase, take the time to repeat something else; the stabbing of your own body.
Larry the Cable guy. There are no redeemable qualities about this “man’s man.†He is responsible for the aforementioned quote of the century. This cannot persist. He recently came out with a movie that only prisoners of war watched; I would rather take a rusty spoon castration than watch that bat shit.
The other two jackasses. I don’t even feel like mentioning their names due to the fact that I don’t feel like looking them up to give them more credit then they already deserve.
What has comedy come to? I was watching Kat Williams “I’m a Fucking Skinny Ass Nigger†on Comedy Central the other night and that tar baby said the phrase “mother fucker†a good 1200 times. The blacks in the audience thought it was the best shit since the cotton gin. The more he said it; the funnier it got. Fuck.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate black people. I just know that they can’t read and therefore won’t log onto this website and in turn, read this article.
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Nice first article Nick. Those assholes suck hard. See ya at the make out party!
you might be a redneck if you this blue collar comedy is funny.
fuck those fools