In efforts to end the conversations, and incredible amounts of myspace messages per hour this chodesmacker sent me, I tried to stop this “strong lover” from talking to me by pretending to not want a boyfriend. This conversation is quite long but seeing as how its the last edition (for now; I’m probably going to keep doing it), I’ll just put up the entire thing. Enjoy. Oh and he sent me a picture of “his boat”.
The intro.
Myspacefag111: hi
Myspacefag111: hi
XoSpicyXo87: hey!
Myspacefag111: y dont u want a bf
XoSpicyXo87: well i just got out of a serious relationship and dont want to get that connected ya know?
Myspacefag111: no i dont
XoSpicyXo87: oh
Myspacefag111: bc no one gives me a chance nemore
XoSpicyXo87: well maybe you can change that
Myspacefag111: ya u were my best sounding hope
XoSpicyXo87: so there are other girls?
Myspacefag111: i dont know how to change that
Myspacefag111: nope
XoSpicyXo87: well
XoSpicyXo87: change my mind
Myspacefag111: is thats plausible
Myspacefag111: i mean im just small town
XoSpicyXo87: so!?
XoSpicyXo87: i give lots of people chances
XoSpicyXo87: i dont care about looks
Myspacefag111: i know i really love the way you sound
Myspacefag111: i really love how your nice to me
XoSpicyXo87: you have no idea lol
Myspacefag111: no idea ?
XoSpicyXo87: how nice i am lol
XoSpicyXo87: lol
Myspacefag111: ok
I don’t know how I got away with this.
XoSpicyXo87: im a lollerskater
XoSpicyXo87: heehee
Myspacefag111: what
XoSpicyXo87: its spanish for “joker” lol
Myspacefag111: i know ur sweet to me on here
Myspacefag111: i know ur very nice
Myspacefag111: i think ur very intelligent
XoSpicyXo87: aww
XoSpicyXo87: ur a baunch
Myspacefag111: u got me always thinkin bout u
Myspacefag111: what it would be like to have someone like u
Myspacefag111: ask my roommate
XoSpicyXo87: she knows lol
Myspacefag111: what it would like to finally not be lonley bc of the nicest ans sweetest gal took me in
Myspacefag111: i dont know ur roomate
XoSpicyXo87: well she knows youuuuuu
Myspacefag111: what
Myspacefag111: how
XoSpicyXo87: ive told her about you silly
Myspacefag111: oh
Myspacefag111: i thought u meant in person
XoSpicyXo87: oh no haha
XoSpicyXo87: sorry lol
Myspacefag111: ive never seen her
Myspacefag111: not that its a big deal
Myspacefag111: is she home
XoSpicyXo87: no! she’s a bookworm lol
XoSpicyXo87: she’s at the library again
XoSpicyXo87: why?
Myspacefag111: much as u talk about im curious of who she is
XoSpicyXo87: she’s a lotta fun
Myspacefag111: what does she say about me
XoSpicyXo87: she says ur really nice heehee
Myspacefag111: and u said
Here goes the baunch.
XoSpicyXo87: he is such a baunch
XoSpicyXo87: she took spanish too
Myspacefag111: of course
XoSpicyXo87: lol
Myspacefag111: im the only one who hasnt
Myspacefag111: lol
XoSpicyXo87: lol dont worry
XoSpicyXo87: ill teach u
Myspacefag111: if ur gonna teach me
Myspacefag111: that means i have to be with you in person
XoSpicyXo87: mmmhmm
Dream time!!!!!
Myspacefag111: which means ill be able to get u to like me
Myspacefag111: i had a dream last nite bout u
Myspacefag111: it was cute
XoSpicyXo87: what was it about?
Myspacefag111: i dunno
Myspacefag111: i mean remember u dont wanna bf
XoSpicyXo87: tell me!
XoSpicyXo87: no no you cant say that lol and then not tell me lol
Myspacefag111: lol
Myspacefag111: suxs dont it
Myspacefag111: oh
Myspacefag111: ok
XoSpicyXo87: awww yay
Myspacefag111: well we had walk throught a park
Myspacefag111: and got to the pond/lake
Myspacefag111: i laid out a blanket and we watched the sunset
Myspacefag111: i told u, that u was prettier then the sunset
Myspacefag111: and we kissed
Myspacefag111: then i got woke up
XoSpicyXo87: aww i liked where that was going
Myspacefag111: like i said i dont beg for sex
Myspacefag111: i beg for love
Myspacefag111: i want ur heart to pound for me like mine will for u
Myspacefag111: thats what i want from someone
XoSpicyXo87: im just looking for the pounding right now
Myspacefag111: y dont you want some one to say how beautiful you are
Myspacefag111: or how nice you are
XoSpicyXo87: no i do
XoSpicyXo87: just right now im horny lol
Myspacefag111: or how lucky they are to even have a gal like you
Myspacefag111: bc if you want that, then im ur guy
Myspacefag111: u always r when u talk to me tho
XoSpicyXo87: isn’t that good lol
Myspacefag111: yes
Myspacefag111: buti not just wanna fuck
Myspacefag111: i want you to be with me
Myspacefag111: be by my side
XoSpicyXo87: aww
Myspacefag111: not in front or behind me
Myspacefag111: i know i can love u
Myspacefag111: im sure i want to
Myspacefag111: as much as i catch myself thinkin of u
Now I get stupid.
XoSpicyXo87: awww
Myspacefag111: ill be scared of u in person
Myspacefag111: because ur so beautiful
XoSpicyXo87: dont be shy lol
Myspacefag111: and im not
XoSpicyXo87: i need a tiger in bed
Myspacefag111: i need a gal that will be with me thru thick n thin
Myspacefag111: guide me thru hard times
Myspacefag111: and id do the same to the best of my capibilities
XoSpicyXo87: well make me purr daddy
Myspacefag111: i want a gal that i will fall madly in love with
Myspacefag111: and honestly i can see that in u
Myspacefag111: so u gonna be my gal
Myspacefag111: was that convencing good enough
XoSpicyXo87: i’d have to see you in person lol
Myspacefag111: what
Myspacefag111: do u mean
XoSpicyXo87: i like boyz to ask me in person
Myspacefag111: ok but if u burn me ill be hurt
XoSpicyXo87: well im just not really looking for a boyfriend right now
XoSpicyXo87: just some to fool around with
XoSpicyXo87: you are realllllllly nice and i dont want to let that go
Myspacefag111: and ur so what i want
Myspacefag111: and i dont want that to go either
Myspacefag111: i know i would do nething i can to keep u happy while we was datin
Myspacefag111: but u say u dont wanna date
XoSpicyXo87: no just mate
Myspacefag111: i dont just wanna fuck buddy
Myspacefag111: thats not who i am
Myspacefag111: im sorry
XoSpicyXo87: so is this goodbye? =(
Myspacefag111: no
Myspacefag111: cause im not gonna give up
Myspacefag111: ur roomate prolly wont like me neither
XoSpicyXo87: dont beat urself up
XoSpicyXo87: just keep tryin
Myspacefag111: see this is what happens when i face it
Myspacefag111: i give in
Myspacefag111: and give up
Myspacefag111: on it all
XoSpicyXo87: thats not good
Myspacefag111: nope
Myspacefag111: but what else can i do
Myspacefag111: about it nothin
Myspacefag111: i cant force u to want me bc i want u, bc thats wrong, and not right and against the law
XoSpicyXo87: how is it against the law?
Myspacefag111: so i have to respect ur decisiion either way
Myspacefag111: to force u to like me
Myspacefag111: that means i am maken u do something against ur will
XoSpicyXo87: lol i knew that
Myspacefag111: there ya go
Myspacefag111: i mean if u wasnt interested why did we build up so much
Myspacefag111: this happens a lot to me so im j/c
XoSpicyXo87: it just seems to soon
Myspacefag111: not for u cause ur beautiful
Myspacefag111: ur the only gal ive found around here that doesnt judge me
Myspacefag111: and i cant have u
XoSpicyXo87: i never said cant
Myspacefag111: i may not like chicago but id sure the fuck try livin there for u
Myspacefag111: im scared of chicago
XoSpicyXo87: i know i know
XoSpicyXo87: aww why
Myspacefag111 and i would do that for u
Myspacefag111: my first home town was less then 1500
Myspacefag111: now i think were at 3000 to 5000 or something like that out by monticello
XoSpicyXo87: thats too small lol
Myspacefag111: yes n no
XoSpicyXo87: i just dont think this is going to work out
XoSpicyXo87: siddily soiyasauce
Yeah, I dropped a fucking “siddily soiyasauce” on the poor faggot.
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dude!!!! hahahahaha, i busted up laughing like 5 times at least while reading this