Rihanna can kiss my ass. She can kiss my huge hairy white ass. She can take her giant eight foot forehead and nuzzle it against my huge white ass for the rest of her goddamn life.
Her new song, which “Features JAY-Z†(In reality Jay only raps for about 24 seconds at the intro and then goes to do some cocaine off Beyonce’s humps or sumtin) is titled “Umbrellaâ€
Here’s an excerpt.
“You can stand under my umb-er-ella. you can stand under my umb-er-ella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey. Under my umb-er-ella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey. Under my Umb-er-ella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey. Under my Umb-er-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey-ey-eyeh.â€
Last time I check Rihanna only looked like a 12-year-old mixed girl with down syndrome and hot legs… when did she actually become one. For Christ’s sake…(for real- it’s Easter!) Who writes this crap- cause I know she doesn’t. She’s too busy sucking on a plastic nookie and playing Xbox 360 with all the other retards.
I mean seriously-ly-ly-ly-ey-ey-ey-eyeh.
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Hahaha, damn she makes the 360 look bad. I hate celebs who get 360’s for free. They play it once and that’s to take a press picture and then it just collects dust. Those fags.
All modern music sucks. Is this chick half black half retarded? Oh wait…