‘You may think you know who the dumbest person in the world is. One nominee is T-pain, who feels it necessary to tell us his name in the famed song Buy You a Drink. Other votes might be cast for Ian, Steve Jobs (and all apple users), and R. Kelly for Trapped in the Closet. I agree all of the above people are dumb (minus R.Kelly, the creative genius), but I have discoverd somebody whose stupidity cannot be topped.
*All of the following is true*
So, I decide to go visit my friend for spring break. While I’m there we get talking about how people will buy anything on Ebay…yes, anything. We were bored and stumbled upon the concept of a mystery auction. Naturally, we decided to make one.
Auction Title: Two mystery items…..what could they be???
Description: I am selling two items i currently own. One is of equal or lesser value to the other.
Imagine stumbling across this on ebay. Re-read the description…..any two items in the world fit that description. Anybody with an IQ in double digits would be able to recognize this is not real.
So, you ask, what was the starting price on this item? $0.99. Hmmm, might be worth the gamble. But wait, theres a buy it now price. ONLY $250!!!!!!!!
To make a long story short, somebody actually used Buy It Now. The best part is that they have actually sent the money. Instead of waiting a week and paying $0.99, they had to have it now for $250!!! we don’t even know what we just sold this dumb ass.
Here I sit with $125 (we split the money) wondering how somebody could be that stupid. What the hell are we supposed to send this person? Who has $250 to waste on mystery items with no value? I have now discovered the dumbest person in the world.
By the way, I am now the smartest person in the world for selling nothing for $125…….I told you Ian
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Ahahaha awesome story. And I’m not surprised that science actually proved you were the smartest person in the world.
What are you gonna send the person?
I want free money.
hellz yea,
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Lmao, that’s some funny shit. Give the person 2 condoms…opened.