TV shows these days are fucking terrible. Reality shows inspire nothing but genocide, and incredibly popular and gay shows such as “The OC” and 24 are more over-rated than breathing (which is only over-rated if your watching contemporary TV, by the way.) And don’t even mention cock-sucking anime (no smart-asses, not regular anime), because I can’t even come up with a disgusting and quasi-humorous analogy to represent my loathing and unimaginably intense hatred for it.
Whatever happened to the high quality shows we (or at least I) used to watch as kids? Here is a list of what I recall being better than pretty much everything else:
(No particular order here)
1) TMNT: Who the HELL didn’t adore the Ninja Turtles beyond all comprehension? Even pussy ass girls who just watched girly shows liked TMNT (or at least I would have if I was a girl.) This show was the pinnacle of 90’s existence.
2)Power Rangers: Oh lawls, so what if it went out of popularity within a couple years, the Power Rangers were sweet. I don’t care who was your favorite assholes, so don’t tell me. They were a team, and a kick ass one at that. Not like TV shows now, where everyone exemplifies selfishness in the fullest.
3)Beast Wars: If you thought regular transformers were cool, these harbingers of death rocked out harder than…I don’t even know! Fuck trucks and other vehicles, animals are the best objects of transformation! Chee-tor, Rhinox, Rat Trap, and especially the most belligerent of them all, Dinobot, just made you want more.
4)Batman: No, Adam West can eat my shorts. I’m talking about the batman show that ran from about 92 to 95ish. It was dark, creepy, and a little bit too mature for kids back then, but dammit was that show good. Incredible writing, good voice acting, and everything an amazing show needed. Winning Emmy’s (or whatever TV awards are called) doesn’t hurt it’s reputation, either.
5)Dexter’s Lab: DDEEEEEEDEEEEEEE. I hated that bitch. And God only knows how Dexter got that profound English accent. But who cares? I still see re-runs of this every now and then on Cartoon Network, and it makes my naughty parts tingle. Speaking of, the shit they run on CN now is roughly equivalent to the least exciting stretches of late night infomercials (except Girls Gone Wild.)
6)The Adventures of Pete and Pete: Don’t recall too much about this, but I know it was obscure, and I know it was good. Extensive elaboration is unnecessary.
7)Andy Griffith: Too far back? Way too far back? Oh well, good show that supported good morals. And who doesn’t love the goofy antics of Don Knotts?
8)Scooby Doo: Rock my world. Entertaining, funny, and intense. You could NEVER guess who was the guy in the costume. And Daphne; what a babe! The fake, vapid beauty that TV perpetrates these days is nothing compared to that mound o’ curves. Whoa. Anyway, Scooby and Shaggy’s escapades never got tiring. And they never stopped eating! Gluttons.
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