There are many proverbial, wise sayings that people use in every day speech. Some are relevant, some are intelligent, some are very applicable. However, most are downright retarded. Here are some of my most-loathed sayings:
1. “Well, that’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Pots can’t talk, asshole.
2. “Killed two birds with one stone.” I can understand this one a little, but there are better analogies than relating something to the meaningless, inhuman slaughter of swell animals with Surface-to-Air Rocks.
3. “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” Fuck horses.
4. “A watched pot never boils.” Again with the pots. So, what you are trying to explain is that water loses its heat-retaining properties under the watch of the human eye? I guess I should have taken college physics, after all.
5. “Beggars can’t be choosers.” Oh really? Is it that atrocious for an impoverished, destitute person to expect a little altruism?
6. “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.” My all time favorite. This has got to be the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever said. It’s basically saying “You can’t have your oxygen and breathe it, too.” The entire purpose of a cake is too eat it; what’s the point of having a cake if you can’t eat it? I’ve killed every person that even knows anyone that has said this.
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