The Ultimate Comparison

This message probably only pertains to males, but I guess it could hold relevance for some females as well. Have you ever been sitting there, either on your lonesome or with some friends, having a good ol’ time playing video games, when all of the sudden some asshole pops out of nowhere (probably...

Ebay and the dumbest person in the world

‘You may think you know who the dumbest person in the world is. One nominee is T-pain, who feels it necessary to tell us his name in the famed song Buy You a Drink. Other votes might be cast for Ian, Steve Jobs (and all apple users), and R. Kelly for Trapped in the Closet. I agree all of the above...

Overrated

1. Shakespeare “To be or not to be, –that is the question:– Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?” – From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61) I disagree. I think the...

The Tragedies of Working at Trader Joe’s

Ahh yes the most beloved Trader Joe’s. Most of you have heard about this grocery store, and from what I have noticed most like it. However, there are the select few who hate this store. They would be the underpaid and unappreciated employees. Now having recently seen the movie 300 for the 4th...

Raining Rihtard

Rihanna can kiss my ass. She can kiss my huge hairy white ass. She can take her giant eight foot forehead and nuzzle it against my huge white ass for the rest of her goddamn life. Her new song, which “Features JAY-Z” (In reality Jay only raps for about 24 seconds at the intro and then goes to...