College Roommates

In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are...

The Infamous Chair Story

Chair. A word that now strikes fear in the hearts of all that attend a certain Jesuit university located on the north side of Chicago. (Or at least I like to think so). Thankfully I am the one who is to be blamed for this. In the first semester of this year I got into a little scuffle at a party I attended....

Viagra: A Gift From God or Satan?

Viagra, a word that instills fear in every 20-30 year old male, but entices those 50 and older. For those of you who may have just suffered from a stroke and don’t know what Viagra is, allow me to tell you. It’s like, when you’re flopping it around and it’s good, but not that good,...

Interview with a Gator

Being the classy, stylish, important website that facilitatr.com is, I was sent to Florida for my Easter break to interview a member to the 2007 National Champion Florida Gator Teams. I was hoping I would get the chance to interview the MOP of the tournament Corey Brewer. But my boss (Adrian) set me up with...

Summer In California

10 Reasons to love Summer when living in California. 1. Women I go to school at Loyola, which is filled with far too many fatties. And that is why I love summer here, you go to the beach and very rarely will you see a chunkmonster walking around. And that is a good thing. 2. The Beach If this didn’t...