College Roommates

In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are...

Viagra: A Gift From God or Satan?

Viagra, a word that instills fear in every 20-30 year old male, but entices those 50 and older. For those of you who may have just suffered from a stroke and don’t know what Viagra is, allow me to tell you. It’s like, when you’re flopping it around and it’s good, but not that good,...

Interview with a Gator

Being the classy, stylish, important website that facilitatr.com is, I was sent to Florida for my Easter break to interview a member to the 2007 National Champion Florida Gator Teams. I was hoping I would get the chance to interview the MOP of the tournament Corey Brewer. But my boss (Adrian) set me up with...

the essentials of coco

In honor of finals, I will write a post completely unrelated to them. I say fuck finals. Fuck them hard. In their tight virgin assholes. Unfortunately, when you attempt to do this they knock you out with a Maglite and then you wake up to find your asshole torn apart bleeding and a note that says “Love...

Fucking with freaks on Myspace

Over the past few weeks, I made a fake myspace with a girl named Carmen Lopez. Look it up. It’s legit and I don’t care if you add me, I’ll just do what I did to this poor man. I never fully understood how many asshats are out there until you go onto Myspace. I’ve never had a real...

Integral Facets of a Good Movie

Most movies blow ass, or are extremely over-rated, like LOTR and Star Wars. Chick flicks is the only genre that comes close to being a good one. I have spent years and years compiling a list of good movie qualities and aspects, and the movie that incorporates all of these will be indestructible. 1.)...