College Roommates

In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are...

The Ultimate Comparison

This message probably only pertains to males, but I guess it could hold relevance for some females as well. Have you ever been sitting there, either on your lonesome or with some friends, having a good ol’ time playing video games, when all of the sudden some asshole pops out of nowhere (probably...

Old (and Awesome) TV Shows

TV shows these days are fucking terrible. Reality shows inspire nothing but genocide, and incredibly popular and gay shows such as “The OC” and 24 are more over-rated than breathing (which is only over-rated if your watching contemporary TV, by the way.) And don’t even mention cock-sucking...

The Joke that is Contemporary Music

This note has been prompted by a seemingly harmless argument between two of my friends, and although it was mostly sarcastic, it reminded me of my intense loathing of around 96.7% of modern music. Allow me to elaborate: Rap, if it can be deemed music at all, requires little but an elementary understanding...

Popularity

Another rant by me. What a surprise. This one actually has some relevance in today’s society, though. Here is the situation that prompted this one: We like to argue a lot in my group of friends here at school. A particular person like to use popularity to gauge and support how good something is. I...

My Usual Lamentations

In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines: I am drastically, exponentially, and severely...