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In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats,...
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College Roommates
In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are...
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My Usual Lamentations
In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines:
I am drastically, exponentially, and severely...
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My Usual Lamentations
In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines:
I am drastically, exponentially, and severely...
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Party full of fat girls? Excellent.
Note: This is my roommate’s article but his computer wont let him create an account on the website. Don’t worry about it, I’ll give him the credit he deserves.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to play a game. A challenge to test your immoral character and essentially the coup de fuck to your...
Posted by
RonaldRegen on Apr 4, 2009 in
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A clear symptom of mental degradation: being up at 4:00 AM, writing facebook notes and listening to Air Supply. Sweet.
For most of this year, the three girls that live across the courtyard from my room have kept their shades up for most of the time; and for some of this time they even walk around in nothing but underwear. While I have to admit this does make me feel like...
Posted by
RonaldRegen on Nov 21, 2008 in
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Everyone here at LUC knows of what I speak. That insufferable destructive force that is immortal as it is prevalent. That unutterable danger that lurks in the deepest, most remote recesses of everyone’s heart:
Fatties.
As of 2006, fat chicks have destroyed more erections than Meatspin, Goatse, and Tubgirl combined (Stephen Hawking; Scientific Journal.) More...
Posted by
admin on Nov 8, 2008 in
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‘You may think you know who the dumbest person in the world is. One nominee is T-pain, who feels it necessary to tell us his name in the famed song Buy You a Drink. Other votes might be cast for Ian, Steve Jobs (and all apple users), and R. Kelly for Trapped in the Closet. I agree all of the above people are dumb (minus R.Kelly, the creative genius), but I have...
Posted by
admin on Oct 27, 2008 in
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1. Shakespeare
“To be or not to be, –that is the question:–
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?”
– From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)
I disagree. I think the real question is whether I want to use your play as the lining of a...
Posted by
Coco on Sep 14, 2008 in
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Chair. A word that now strikes fear in the hearts of all that attend a certain Jesuit university located on the north side of Chicago. (Or at least I like to think so). Thankfully I am the one who is to be blamed for this. In the first semester of this year I got into a little scuffle at a party I attended. I decided that it was a good enough story to share with all of those...
Note: This is my roommate’s article but his computer wont let him create an account on the website. Don’t worry about it, I’ll give him the credit he deserves.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to play a game. A challenge to test your immoral character and essentially the coup de fuck to your immortal soul. A few weeks ago my comrades and I attended an...
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Coco on Jun 9, 2008 in
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10 Reasons to love Summer when living in California.
1. Women
I go to school at Loyola, which is filled with far too many fatties. And that is why I love summer here, you go to the beach and very rarely will you see a chunkmonster walking around. And that is a good thing.
2. The Beach
If this didn’t exist there would be no place to for these un-fat women to walk around...
