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In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats,...
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College Roommates
In high school, you live at home, with your parents, brothers, sisters, dogs, cats, grandparents, child molesters and prostitutes. This is fantastic for you because you get your own room. Unless you share it with a brother, sister or prostitute (which may be a good or bad thing). But in college you are...
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My Usual Lamentations
In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines:
I am drastically, exponentially, and severely...
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My Usual Lamentations
In light of recent events, of whom the participants will remain nameless, I have come to a very significant conclusion about myself, especially in relation to other people. “What is this revelation?” you ask. It’s something along these lines:
I am drastically, exponentially, and severely...
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Party full of fat girls? Excellent.
Note: This is my roommate’s article but his computer wont let him create an account on the website. Don’t worry about it, I’ll give him the credit he deserves.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to play a game. A challenge to test your immoral character and essentially the coup de fuck to your...
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admin on Nov 1, 2007 in
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We all put up with alot in our lives. Terrible bosses, annoying roommates, impossible teachers, syphilis. But there exists one type of person that makes we want to set fire to a shelter for dyslexic orphans with terminal cancer, and that is apple fanboys. I never knew there existed so many people that got a raging boner with a single pulsating vein for over-priced products,...
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Charles Manson on Aug 2, 2007 in
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Spawned as Ned Arnel Mencia on October 22, 1967, Carlos Mencia started his claim that he is the only “beaner†ever to incorporate racism and one’s own personal shortcomings in comedy. His frequent belittlement of his own people and overused phrasing (“dee dee deeâ€), warrants a level of scorn only Hitler himself could provide. He was rated one...
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Charles Manson on Apr 18, 2007 in
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In efforts to end the conversations, and incredible amounts of myspace messages per hour this chodesmacker sent me, I tried to stop this “strong lover” from talking to me by pretending to not want a boyfriend. This conversation is quite long but seeing as how its the last edition (for now; I’m probably going to keep doing it), I’ll just put up the...
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Charles Manson on Apr 15, 2007 in
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Assuming you’ve read the previous “Fucking with myspace freaks”, I won’t go into detail on how large of a dickhead this man is. This time I start the conversation and he proceeds to do his typical “I wan marry u lol.” This conversation was in between classes and lasted about 45 minutes so again, I’ll edit out the “lol”...
Over the past few weeks, I made a fake myspace with a girl named Carmen Lopez. Look it up. It’s legit and I don’t care if you add me, I’ll just do what I did to this poor man.
I never fully understood how many asshats are out there until you go onto Myspace. I’ve never had a real one, just fake ones to toy with people’s emotions and tear at their...
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Charles Manson on Mar 22, 2007 in
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Rap has always been a controversial type of music. A variety of people listen to it, but the target audience is obviously the black community. White people that listen to it are considered “wiggers†and are frequently ridiculed for listening to it. Most of the ridicule is warranted however. I’ll be honest; I used to listen to rap. I had, and still...
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Charles Manson on Mar 20, 2007 in
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It has recently come to my attention that Jeff Foxworthy decided to implement his 63rd extra chromosome and add more retinal bat shit to my world. His “hilarious†redneck jokes and general being of the biggest assclown this world has known, brings to my attention that half, if not more, of our nation is swayed by the simple catchphrase “Git Er Doneâ€. ...
